I AM NOT DRUNK the game

Courtesy of our arch-nemesis James "I shave my chest" Positano. Positano was a member of the now defunct 57 and Fourth. When asked to contribute to Blackoutfridays he refused claiming "Why am I going to contribute to a blog that promotes binge drinking and hedonistic lifestyle." Positano is often heard going around Toronto claiming "DJenerate is a huge fucking villian and I am dedicating all my resources to ending his reign of terror." Unfortunately for James I never leave home with out my immunity idol.

The parallels between the following link and real life are astonishing.