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Survivor returned last night with the premier of Redemption Island and let me tell you, it did not disappoint. Last nights episode marked the return of two of the greatest players ever, Boston Rob and Russell Hantz. Pitted against each other on different teams producers have finally given us what we wanted.
This season being all about ‘redemption’ we really didn’t get to see yet what redemption island will look like. All we know is that once voted out contestants will fight to the death (or something like that) in order to get a chance back into the game. Im not sure how I feel about redemption island yet but we’ll just have to put faith into the hands of our lord and savior Mark Burnett and trust he knows what hes doing.
Next lets talk about this nutty cast of characters we our privileged enough to see self destruct this year. Although none of them seem all that bright I think this will make for a better season. I mean who doesn’t like watching stupid people do dumb things, im pretty sure that’s how the jackass franchise started.
Lets talk about Francesca first. This lawyer didn’t have the common sense to keep her mouth shut when first introduced to the two living legends of B-Rob and Rusty Hantz. She foretold her own demise when she said she was being sized up “like prey” and it should be no schocker that she was eliminated first (even if it wasn’t Rob who directly influenced her departure)
One person stood above the crowd and was hands down the most entertaining player. If you even have to ask you probably did not watch yesterday. I of course am talking about former federal agent. Firstly, you know the guy is gonna be classic based on the fact producers essentially tell us hes lying about being a fed by placing a question mark next to when they introduce him. This guy was non stop gold the whole episode and was the most significant contributor to hands down the best first tribal council ever. I mean the guy couldn’t even say the name Francesca and then blamed it on dry mouth and then claimed further that he was seeking professional treatement for his pasties. I mean WTF! Then he looses his shit and single handedly sabotages his alliance by not only revealing their plans but also revealing that they have the immunity Idol. I actually cant wait to see what retarded antics this guy gets himself into.
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