Merideth Viera is a serious Silver Back...
this video has me strangely aroused.
2.26.2010
2.24.2010
A tribute to the Drunken Master...
Duckman aka Ruggity Rug the Rug Muncher, one of the 5 pillars of black out fridays, is leaving toronto to begin his pursuit of a gordon gecko inspired career of debauchery and depravity on Wall Street.
Duckman is often credited with "Bringing Blackout Back", after a large stint of being a raging pot-head and reality tv fiend, duckman reemerged on the Black Out Friday scene with a great dedication and fervor to getting completely annihilated.
He receives special accolades for being the first Black Out Artist to receive free room and board in the Toronto drunk tank as well as for his well known personal mantra that "there is no rug that the ruggity rug wont munch".
Duck is single-handedly responsible for the erosion of Canadian-Venezuelan relations through his repeated trips to Venezuela where he refuses to refer to the local people as anything but Mexican.
No single Black Out Artist before him has generated as much respect amongst his peers for his ability to disappear after a predrink and end up at a bar filled with "freaks wearing dog collars".
He is also very well known in Toronto's Asian community. One source says "Oh yeah, I know Duckman. He's the asshole who thinks we're all Chinese and only speak Mandarin." The source, who requested to remain anonymous, continued that "The first time I met Duckman, he ran up to me and my girlfriend, began slurring terrible mandarin at me and the proceeded to hit on my girlfriend and make references to the angle in which her baby-maker rests". The Muncher than followed up that racial tirade with the line 'the ruggity rug hasnt tasted the sideways snatch"
Duckman has a reknowned hatred for all things douchey. On a recent trip to Jamaica he coined the term "Douche Baggette"- noun: a douche bag that hasnt fully reached maturity. He also popularized the term "Douche Baggery" - verb: the act of being a douche bag
We here at Black Out Fridays know that this is just the beginning of the Ruggity Rug. He represents the globalization of Black Out Fridays and has unintentionally become the Black Out ambassador to the United States. Duckity Duck truly is responsible for bringing black out drunk to the masses
Duckman is often credited with "Bringing Blackout Back", after a large stint of being a raging pot-head and reality tv fiend, duckman reemerged on the Black Out Friday scene with a great dedication and fervor to getting completely annihilated.
He receives special accolades for being the first Black Out Artist to receive free room and board in the Toronto drunk tank as well as for his well known personal mantra that "there is no rug that the ruggity rug wont munch".
Duck is single-handedly responsible for the erosion of Canadian-Venezuelan relations through his repeated trips to Venezuela where he refuses to refer to the local people as anything but Mexican.
No single Black Out Artist before him has generated as much respect amongst his peers for his ability to disappear after a predrink and end up at a bar filled with "freaks wearing dog collars".
He is also very well known in Toronto's Asian community. One source says "Oh yeah, I know Duckman. He's the asshole who thinks we're all Chinese and only speak Mandarin." The source, who requested to remain anonymous, continued that "The first time I met Duckman, he ran up to me and my girlfriend, began slurring terrible mandarin at me and the proceeded to hit on my girlfriend and make references to the angle in which her baby-maker rests". The Muncher than followed up that racial tirade with the line 'the ruggity rug hasnt tasted the sideways snatch"
Duckman has a reknowned hatred for all things douchey. On a recent trip to Jamaica he coined the term "Douche Baggette"- noun: a douche bag that hasnt fully reached maturity. He also popularized the term "Douche Baggery" - verb: the act of being a douche bag
We here at Black Out Fridays know that this is just the beginning of the Ruggity Rug. He represents the globalization of Black Out Fridays and has unintentionally become the Black Out ambassador to the United States. Duckity Duck truly is responsible for bringing black out drunk to the masses
2.21.2010
A Lot Of Faffin'...
Karl Pilkington is, without a doubt, Britain's answer to Homer J. Simpson...
Only this guy is real.
2.20.2010
I Beleive in Miracles....
This has gotta be some kind of christmas miracle. Its 11:42 on a saturday and I am NOT finding myself curled up in fetal position lying naked on the cool tiles of my bathroom with a porcelain pillow. There are a couple things I could contribute this to. Was it the waitress feeding us subway at the bar last night? maybe it was the salami sandwich I at ate at 3 in the am. Maybe it was the feeling of watching Javier Bardem run the maddest game in vicky christina barcelona. Thats right, I watched Vicky Christina Barcelona and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Now I make no apologies for this I just hope people still read this blog after they find out.
I really need to find out exactly what it was that prevented me from obtaining my usual degenerate state of being and fucking bottle that shit.
I really need to find out exactly what it was that prevented me from obtaining my usual degenerate state of being and fucking bottle that shit.
2.19.2010
Mixology 101
As Vegas master mixologist and bartender extraordinaire Francesco LaFranconi likes to say: "Always use a jigger when crafting a cocktail..."
Oh, and to "use super-premium modifiers" when handling Bourbon.
I Wouldnt Imagine He Would Be...
Brought to you by our friends at The Daily Absurdist...
... this pic and headline will torment this child for the rest of his life. And you thought being molested was psychologically damaging enough. Wait till this kid has a birthday party and his parents get the picture printed on his birthday cake. Or better yet when his parents use this picture for their family christmas card.
... this pic and headline will torment this child for the rest of his life. And you thought being molested was psychologically damaging enough. Wait till this kid has a birthday party and his parents get the picture printed on his birthday cake. Or better yet when his parents use this picture for their family christmas card.
2.18.2010
Black out... Wednesday?
Fuck did I ever get destroyed last night. Changed things in the routine and blacked out on a wednesday. Fridays are a much better day to black out as puking at work is moderately embarrassing.
2.17.2010
The Almighty Wizard Sleeve
Sidney Samson classic but I had not heard the version featuring Wizard Sleeve. With a name like that you know its gotta be amazing. I mean wizard sleeve thats the best rapper pseudonym since Shorty Shitstain (yes that is actually the name of relatively successful rapper). In the words of the Kazakhstans cultural ambassador "her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard"
2.12.2010
Respected NBA Coach or Super Mario's arch-rival?
In honour of the Raptors win over the 67ers on Wednesday, Black Out Fridays has gone forward and released an exposé on Philadelphia coach Eddie Jordan.
Despite what the NBA big wigs try to tell you Eddie Jordan is not from DC but actually hails from the Mushroom Kingdom. As a child Eddie became discontent with the fast and loose monarchy of Princess Peach and decided to escape the tyrannical rule of the Toadstool dynasty. Now the NBA would like you to think that during this period Eddie Jordan began his stint at Rutgers University when in all actuality Eddie travelled to the Dark Land and began his tutelage under the autocratic despot who goes my one name, Bowser. It is here that Jordan adopted his alias "Goomba" and would immerse himself in the military strategies and skills he would later employ in his role as head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers.
Although difficult to believe, this story came to light when an unnamed source of Blackoutfridays provided us with the photographic evidence. Take a look at the below photos and decide for yourself.
VS 
Despite what the NBA big wigs try to tell you Eddie Jordan is not from DC but actually hails from the Mushroom Kingdom. As a child Eddie became discontent with the fast and loose monarchy of Princess Peach and decided to escape the tyrannical rule of the Toadstool dynasty. Now the NBA would like you to think that during this period Eddie Jordan began his stint at Rutgers University when in all actuality Eddie travelled to the Dark Land and began his tutelage under the autocratic despot who goes my one name, Bowser. It is here that Jordan adopted his alias "Goomba" and would immerse himself in the military strategies and skills he would later employ in his role as head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers.
Although difficult to believe, this story came to light when an unnamed source of Blackoutfridays provided us with the photographic evidence. Take a look at the below photos and decide for yourself.
VS 
2.10.2010
Lets Get Bleeped Tonight
Awesome "chuckie" inspired music video by the boys from Dada Life. Also linked at the bottom is the download of the Tiesto remix. Dirty original but the remix is beyond redonculous.
Download: Lets Get Bleeped Tonight (Tiesto Remix) - Dada Life
Download: Lets Get Bleeped Tonight (Tiesto Remix) - Dada Life
Great Moments in Debauchery...
Attached is a link for Cracked's "6 Most Aggressively Ridiculous Benders in Modern History". All and all just a thought provoking article. My particular favourite is actually number 6 on the list. I hope Cracked wasn't trying to do it in order with 6 being the least ridiculous because there is something remarkably inspiring about a man telling police that the reason he was found naked was because he was actually a Terminator sent from the future.
Article: The 6 Most Aggressively Ridiculous Benders in Modern History
2.09.2010
Vintage Blackout Silver Screen Icons: Robert Mitchum
“Years ago, I saved up a million dollars from acting – a lot of money in those days – and spent it all on a horse farm in Tucson. Now when I go down there, I look at that place, and I realize my whole acting career adds up to a million dollars worth of horse shit.”
When approached to play the villain in 1962’s ‘Cape Fear’, actor Robert Mitchum originally turned down the role of Max Cady.
But convinced that Mitchum would make the perfect Cady, director J. Lee Thompson sent him a bottle of bourbon.
According to a Mitchum biography authored by Lee Server, a couple of days later, Mitchum sent a telegraph to Thompson, which read: "I've had your bourbon. I'm drunk. I'll do it."
A true vintage blackout silver screen icon. Remember, this was the actor fired from ‘Blood Alley’ (1955) for allegedly getting drunk and arguing with a crewmember, whom he proceeded to throw into a nearby river.
2.05.2010
2.03.2010
Chat Roulette
For those of you who dont know there is a new phenomenon sweeping the internet. The phenomenon is Chat Roulette. Chat Roulette (found at chatroulette.com) consists of a one-on-one webcam with total strangers from across the globe. Although it doesn't sound compelling one visit to chatroulette.com will have you totally infatuated with the freaks found on the internet (it just so happens I now am one of those freaks). What makes chatroulette so interesting is that with a click of a button you instantly and randomly get connected to a new person. This inturn relates to "hyper-nexting" where you constantly press next and just get a clip of the person on the other end of the camera.
I tried chatroulette for the first time last night. I rolled up a joint and half drunk from dinner I started to check out the service. First thing I found is that there are a tonne of dudes on it. Its got have a fellatio ratio of about 1:9 (a chick for every 9 dicks) and i think thats being optimistic. Now the people on there run the gamut of other dudes smoking weed, groups of people predrinking, random brods, and some serious fucking nerds. Oh and you cant forget that with every 15 "normal" people you see you get one guy ferociously playing his skin flute.
Chat Roulette appeals to the voyeur in all of us. Similar to a one night stand its a boatload of fun but makes you feel dirty shortly there afterwards. This service is amazingly intriguing and utterly addictive. I would recommend that all of you grab a drink and check it out for yourself.
2.02.2010
DJ - IPAD
Link below to cool article by Ean Golden talking about the Apple Ipad's potential as a dj tool.
http://www.djtechtools.com
Although not likely to replace a labtop anytime soon the potential to use as a midi controller is definately there...
2.01.2010
You Wanna Rock
Pakito - You Wanna Rock (Club DJ Team Remix)
takes LBL's "rocking with the best" - samples the shit out of it and turns what was originally a ridiculously banger into something special
takes LBL's "rocking with the best" - samples the shit out of it and turns what was originally a ridiculously banger into something special
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