Despite what the NBA big wigs try to tell you Eddie Jordan is not from DC but actually hails from the Mushroom Kingdom. As a child Eddie became discontent with the fast and loose monarchy of Princess Peach and decided to escape the tyrannical rule of the Toadstool dynasty. Now the NBA would like you to think that during this period Eddie Jordan began his stint at Rutgers University when in all actuality Eddie travelled to the Dark Land and began his tutelage under the autocratic despot who goes my one name, Bowser. It is here that Jordan adopted his alias "Goomba" and would immerse himself in the military strategies and skills he would later employ in his role as head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers.
Although difficult to believe, this story came to light when an unnamed source of Blackoutfridays provided us with the photographic evidence. Take a look at the below photos and decide for yourself.
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