Comments on my first 8 Hours in London

So I arrived in London about 6-7 hours ago ive lost count.. all i know is i got into my hotel (balling ass hotel) at 11:00pm. I went to the hotel bar that was full of drunk ass brits and started a serious time of reflection (which consisted of anywhere between 8-9 rusty nails, I thought it was 8 rusty's but the bar told me it was 9. It was a heated source of conflict that made me leave the bar).

The first thing I want to talk about it english birds. They old ones are straight up vultures, with no teeth and all. But the whole english byrds our age having poor oral hygiene is nothing but pure fallacy. I met this absolutely beautiful girl tonight whose teeth looked like they had been cared for by Dr. Brian Kotzer for her entire life. I was very into it until her dad told me she was 17.... --> Kasandra call me in 8 months if your not pregnant (Kasandra call me in 2 months if you've skipped your cycle, ill take care of you)

Now, the biggest difference I've noticed since moving here is by far the music. The biggest difference being that an international artist will release a single in North America (NA) totally different to that released in Europe (EU). I feel that the two singles an artist releases, one for NA and one for EU clearly illustrate the differences in the two different lifestyles. What's funny though is that no matter where I go I cannot escape the GAGA.

Everyone is talking about GAGA as she is something new. In all actuality there is nothing new. It may have evolved but it's not new. Other internet raging homos have been calling out X-tina for copying Gaga when in all actuality Aguilera did it before her and is now being called out by these other internet bloggers for copying Gaga. And in fact Guilera took it from Brittany who took it from Madonna who took it from Cher who in all actuality took if from that Fleetwood Bird. All Lady Gaga does its take run of the mill productions (sorry RedOne but you should really be doing your own thing instead of shitty pop music*) and then takes a colostomy bag or an  Ostomy Pouching System and place it on her head.


Thats it for me for now, but I did just crack a 40 of Ciroc and its mad jet lag so dont be surprised if you hear more from the DeGeneral!
MOTHER FUCKS!



* Red One makes some dirty productions but we at BOF our living in an EDM world so why not shine!