Dumb-Ass Girl Alliances

As much as we're just d-y-i-n-g to break the art of Dumb-Ass Girl Alliances down for all of those who aren't in the know, we must remember that good magicians NEVER reveal their tricks. And when it comes to the D.A.G.A., there is no question: the DJ'Enerate and myself are straight-up Christopher Nolan's 'The Prestige'.

All we can do is encourage you to watch this video of The King himself, keep the words "I didn't come here to work, I came here to play" firmly in mind before turning any kind of so-called charm on, implement the D.A.G.A. strategy into your 'game', find someone who you'll refuse to help if they won't help you, establish trust from the outset, pinky swear on it, make power moves with your Hidden Immunity Idol (a whole other subject), never forget to constantly reassure them that "It's just going to be me and you...", and have faith they are just gullible enough to believe it. We're willing to bet they are.

If it works, count on yourself being the puppet master for the night. You'll have them all doing whatever you want them to do. If you tell them to run, they are going to run. If you tell them to stop, they'll stop. And when you're finished with them, just throw them in the trash.

The whole point is you got to be able to do it without them knowing that you're the one pulling the strings. Very simple.

So, without further adieu...

Dumb-Ass Girl Alliances. Master the art. Thank us later.

Oh yeah, and there is no limit to the amount of times you may express that "This is real..."