The De-Evolution of Blackout Fridays

Over the past several months a transformation has been taken place within the inner workings of blackout Fridays that will forever change the face of these renowned artisans of debauchery. The reasons for this change are varying depending on whom you speak with. Some attribute it to the lack of weed being smoked by certain individuals within the group while others have begun applying the age old principals of grand-master Waugh.

Now we dont have time to go over all the varying principles of the grand-master but instead have choosing to present the most applicable teachings. Like other great men of the past the Grand Master preached a life of excess and debauchery. He taught that the only way to fully overcome your hangover and to eliminate them all together was too never escape from the blissful stages of blackout. In order to not experience the hangover you must drink more often. Now we are not talking the Hair of The Dog theory, which is applicable in its own right, but what we are talking about here is that by drinking every day your body begins to build up resistance to the hangover.

"To best ones hangover, one must first best themselves." 

Grand-Master Waugh

Hangovers become weaker and weaker as you experience them more often. This means that your BOF hangover will not be nearly as severe if you've been drinking all week because your body is not going into a state of shock.

There have been many scientific studies done recently that confirm the Grand-Masters teaching. A recent study by Cambridge University pointed out that "students who go out drinking more than 5 times a week say hangovers have very little effect on their ability to attend class."^[1] Maybe its not their hangovers but their degenerate lifestyle that is inhibiting their ability to goto class yet science proves otherwise. Thomas Kupper from the Harvard Medical School agrees with this noting that "students who go out and binge drink once a week have a much higher rate of alcohol poisoning than those we call 'marathon' drinkers. A marathon drinker and a binge drinker will consume the same amount of liquor in a night but the marathon drinkers body is much more adept at breaking alcohol down and extracting the important vitamins and minerals from it on a daily basis." .^[2]This has done nothing but reaffirm the grandmasters drinkings teachings. That being the more you drink the less your hungover when you are drinking copious amounts of liquor on the reg. If you go out on friday and drink a 40 of vodka then YES you will be hungover, unless from monday - thursday you drank a 26 each night. In that case your saturday will be filled with eternal bliss and after you Black Out Friday you will be ready for a Piece of Shit Saturday and maybe follow it up with a Sloppy Sunday then your back into the cycle starting off with Morose Mother Fuck Mondays.