12.20.2010
12.03.2010
11.23.2010
10.22.2010
10.06.2010
Tom Stephan & Laidback Luke - "Show (Bart B More Remix)"
I first heard -- and melted to -- this ridiculous track at Toronto's inaugural Time Festival, which was held back in August 2008 at Sunnyside Pavilion. Oh look, here is a video of said track being banged out amongst a sea of raved-out, crackpot screwballs at that very show. Oh, nostalgia! It was love at first listen. In fact, I can probably be seen somewhere at the front losing my mind to it, as I shoot my fingers off like cap guns and smoke cigarettes through the bandana I had wrapped around my face.
Anyway, despite an aggressive online campaign that had me tearing through blogs and ripping through several more YouTube videos, locating this monster proved an unrewarding, futile task. Enter Shazam. Two years, one month, and twenty-six days later, all it took was me sticking my new Blackberry Bold 9700 against my computer screen while the video played and voila: "Show (Bart B More Remix)" by Tom Stephan & Laidback Luke.
To me, this masterpiece is as good as 'come-up music' gets. And if you don't know what 'come-up music' refers to, then you should go find a new blog. Fag.
10.02.2010
10.01.2010
Ducksauce - Barbara Streisand
Amazing video for A-Trak and Van Heldens new hit. This video is awesome. Tons of fun plus some great cameos to go along with this great track. Whomever said disco is dead obviously did not see Duck Sauce coming. Undisputed kings of disco house.
Download - Duck Sauce - Barbara Streisand (O-God Remix)
Download - Duck Sauce - Barbara Streisand (O-God Remix)
9.23.2010
AutoErotique - Bubonic (Drop The Lime Remix)
Another smash from the toronto locals. Not scheduled to be released until Tuesday, Drop The Lime remixes Bubonic and turns into an even harder banger
AutoErotique - Bubonic (Drop The Lime Remix)
AutoErotique - Bubonic (Drop The Lime Remix)
9.22.2010
Cee Lo Green - Fuck You
As the first post in a long time I thought I would share a feel good track from the upcoming album of Cee-Lo Green Lady Killers.
Download: Fuck You - Cee Lo Green
7.14.2010
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6.09.2010
Mr. Freeze
What skills come into play at this part of the game? Skating skills. Who is the best skater? Ice skater. Who has got the longest skates on? Who is the best: cutting corners, going around circles? Because usually on skates you’ve got to be ice cold. You can’t lose your cool, you’ve got to be like ice. You’re going to have friendships, but you’ve got to cut off those friendships. You’ve got to keep stringing people along, and then bam, throw them a nice slider.
“Mr. Freeze” is in the house, even though it is about 110 degrees out here. I’ve got my skates on.
6.02.2010
5.26.2010
The De-Evolution of Blackout Fridays
Over the past several months a transformation has been taken place within the inner workings of blackout Fridays that will forever change the face of these renowned artisans of debauchery. The reasons for this change are varying depending on whom you speak with. Some attribute it to the lack of weed being smoked by certain individuals within the group while others have begun applying the age old principals of grand-master Waugh.
Now we dont have time to go over all the varying principles of the grand-master but instead have choosing to present the most applicable teachings. Like other great men of the past the Grand Master preached a life of excess and debauchery. He taught that the only way to fully overcome your hangover and to eliminate them all together was too never escape from the blissful stages of blackout. In order to not experience the hangover you must drink more often. Now we are not talking the Hair of The Dog theory, which is applicable in its own right, but what we are talking about here is that by drinking every day your body begins to build up resistance to the hangover.
Hangovers become weaker and weaker as you experience them more often. This means that your BOF hangover will not be nearly as severe if you've been drinking all week because your body is not going into a state of shock.
There have been many scientific studies done recently that confirm the Grand-Masters teaching. A recent study by Cambridge University pointed out that "students who go out drinking more than 5 times a week say hangovers have very little effect on their ability to attend class."[1] Maybe its not their hangovers but their degenerate lifestyle that is inhibiting their ability to goto class yet science proves otherwise. Thomas Kupper from the Harvard Medical School agrees with this noting that "students who go out and binge drink once a week have a much higher rate of alcohol poisoning than those we call 'marathon' drinkers. A marathon drinker and a binge drinker will consume the same amount of liquor in a night but the marathon drinkers body is much more adept at breaking alcohol down and extracting the important vitamins and minerals from it on a daily basis." .[2]This has done nothing but reaffirm the grandmastersdrinkings teachings. That being the more you drink the less your hungover when you are drinking copious amounts of liquor on the reg. If you go out on friday and drink a 40 of vodka then YES you will be hungover, unless from monday - thursday you drank a 26 each night. In that case your saturday will be filled with eternal bliss and after you Black Out Friday you will be ready for a Piece of Shit Saturday and maybe follow it up with a Sloppy Sunday then your back into the cycle starting off with Morose Mother Fuck Mondays.
Now we dont have time to go over all the varying principles of the grand-master but instead have choosing to present the most applicable teachings. Like other great men of the past the Grand Master preached a life of excess and debauchery. He taught that the only way to fully overcome your hangover and to eliminate them all together was too never escape from the blissful stages of blackout. In order to not experience the hangover you must drink more often. Now we are not talking the Hair of The Dog theory, which is applicable in its own right, but what we are talking about here is that by drinking every day your body begins to build up resistance to the hangover.
"To best ones hangover, one must first best themselves."
Grand-Master Waugh
Hangovers become weaker and weaker as you experience them more often. This means that your BOF hangover will not be nearly as severe if you've been drinking all week because your body is not going into a state of shock.
There have been many scientific studies done recently that confirm the Grand-Masters teaching. A recent study by Cambridge University pointed out that "students who go out drinking more than 5 times a week say hangovers have very little effect on their ability to attend class."[1] Maybe its not their hangovers but their degenerate lifestyle that is inhibiting their ability to goto class yet science proves otherwise. Thomas Kupper from the Harvard Medical School agrees with this noting that "students who go out and binge drink once a week have a much higher rate of alcohol poisoning than those we call 'marathon' drinkers. A marathon drinker and a binge drinker will consume the same amount of liquor in a night but the marathon drinkers body is much more adept at breaking alcohol down and extracting the important vitamins and minerals from it on a daily basis." .[2]This has done nothing but reaffirm the grandmasters
Comments on my first 8 Hours in London
So I arrived in London about 6-7 hours ago ive lost count.. all i know is i got into my hotel (balling ass hotel) at 11:00pm. I went to the hotel bar that was full of drunk ass brits and started a serious time of reflection (which consisted of anywhere between 8-9 rusty nails, I thought it was 8 rusty's but the bar told me it was 9. It was a heated source of conflict that made me leave the bar).
The first thing I want to talk about it english birds. They old ones are straight up vultures, with no teeth and all. But the whole english byrds our age having poor oral hygiene is nothing but pure fallacy. I met this absolutely beautiful girl tonight whose teeth looked like they had been cared for by Dr. Brian Kotzer for her entire life. I was very into it until her dad told me she was 17.... --> Kasandra call me in 8 months if your not pregnant (Kasandra call me in 2 months if you've skipped your cycle, ill take care of you)
Now, the biggest difference I've noticed since moving here is by far the music. The biggest difference being that an international artist will release a single in North America (NA) totally different to that released in Europe (EU). I feel that the two singles an artist releases, one for NA and one for EU clearly illustrate the differences in the two different lifestyles. What's funny though is that no matter where I go I cannot escape the GAGA.
Everyone is talking about GAGA as she is something new. In all actuality there is nothing new. It may have evolved but it's not new. Other internet raging homos have been calling out X-tina for copying Gaga when in all actuality Aguilera did it before her and is now being called out by these other internet bloggers for copying Gaga. And in fact Guilera took it from Brittany who took it from Madonna who took it from Cher who in all actuality took if from that Fleetwood Bird. All Lady Gaga does its take run of the mill productions (sorry RedOne but you should really be doing your own thing instead of shitty pop music*) and then takes a colostomy bag or an Ostomy Pouching System and place it on her head.
Thats it for me for now, but I did just crack a 40 of Ciroc and its mad jet lag so dont be surprised if you hear more from the DeGeneral!
MOTHER FUCKS!
* Red One makes some dirty productions but we at BOF our living in an EDM world so why not shine!
The first thing I want to talk about it english birds. They old ones are straight up vultures, with no teeth and all. But the whole english byrds our age having poor oral hygiene is nothing but pure fallacy. I met this absolutely beautiful girl tonight whose teeth looked like they had been cared for by Dr. Brian Kotzer for her entire life. I was very into it until her dad told me she was 17.... --> Kasandra call me in 8 months if your not pregnant (Kasandra call me in 2 months if you've skipped your cycle, ill take care of you)
Now, the biggest difference I've noticed since moving here is by far the music. The biggest difference being that an international artist will release a single in North America (NA) totally different to that released in Europe (EU). I feel that the two singles an artist releases, one for NA and one for EU clearly illustrate the differences in the two different lifestyles. What's funny though is that no matter where I go I cannot escape the GAGA.
Everyone is talking about GAGA as she is something new. In all actuality there is nothing new. It may have evolved but it's not new. Other internet raging homos have been calling out X-tina for copying Gaga when in all actuality Aguilera did it before her and is now being called out by these other internet bloggers for copying Gaga. And in fact Guilera took it from Brittany who took it from Madonna who took it from Cher who in all actuality took if from that Fleetwood Bird. All Lady Gaga does its take run of the mill productions (sorry RedOne but you should really be doing your own thing instead of shitty pop music*) and then takes a colostomy bag or an Ostomy Pouching System and place it on her head.
Thats it for me for now, but I did just crack a 40 of Ciroc and its mad jet lag so dont be surprised if you hear more from the DeGeneral!
MOTHER FUCKS!
* Red One makes some dirty productions but we at BOF our living in an EDM world so why not shine!
5.15.2010
5.01.2010
Dumb-Ass Girl Alliances
As much as we're just d-y-i-n-g to break the art of Dumb-Ass Girl Alliances down for all of those who aren't in the know, we must remember that good magicians NEVER reveal their tricks. And when it comes to the D.A.G.A., there is no question: the DJ'Enerate and myself are straight-up Christopher Nolan's 'The Prestige'.
All we can do is encourage you to watch this video of The King himself, keep the words "I didn't come here to work, I came here to play" firmly in mind before turning any kind of so-called charm on, implement the D.A.G.A. strategy into your 'game', find someone who you'll refuse to help if they won't help you, establish trust from the outset, pinky swear on it, make power moves with your Hidden Immunity Idol (a whole other subject), never forget to constantly reassure them that "It's just going to be me and you...", and have faith they are just gullible enough to believe it. We're willing to bet they are.
If it works, count on yourself being the puppet master for the night. You'll have them all doing whatever you want them to do. If you tell them to run, they are going to run. If you tell them to stop, they'll stop. And when you're finished with them, just throw them in the trash.
The whole point is you got to be able to do it without them knowing that you're the one pulling the strings. Very simple.
So, without further adieu...
Dumb-Ass Girl Alliances. Master the art. Thank us later.
Oh yeah, and there is no limit to the amount of times you may express that "This is real..."
4.27.2010
Danny DeVito Rocks His Entire Face Off
A picture that doesn't need captions.
As George Clooney once famously said of him: "The guy's a pro."
4.26.2010
I AM NOT DRUNK the game
Courtesy of our arch-nemesis James "I shave my chest" Positano. Positano was a member of the now defunct 57 and Fourth. When asked to contribute to Blackoutfridays he refused claiming "Why am I going to contribute to a blog that promotes binge drinking and hedonistic lifestyle." Positano is often heard going around Toronto claiming "DJenerate is a huge fucking villian and I am dedicating all my resources to ending his reign of terror." Unfortunately for James I never leave home with out my immunity idol.
The parallels between the following link and real life are astonishing.
The parallels between the following link and real life are astonishing.
4.24.2010
Out Blackin'...
... and designating which of the B.O.F. crew should be considered 'Fans', and which should be 'Favorites'.
4.23.2010
B.O.F. hearts Parvati...
Black Out Fridays salutes the rarest of all sirens -- female power players.
Parvati Shallow, marry me. What I wouldn't give to look you in those beautiful, beaming femme fatale eyes of yours, pull you in close, and assure you: "We can be strong from the beginning. We could look back, at this moment, right now, and say we did it from the start. From day one."
It'd be a match made in Villain heaven. An alliance to end all alliances.
For those not yet familiar -- and be warned, this girl is straight-up sexual napalm -- here's a clip of my cunning, crafty, maneating jezebel in action:
Love. At first sight. I would give this girl my heart, let her stab it a million times, eat it, and then do it all over again.
Oh yeah, and I wish I was the pole she was straddling in last night's Immunity Challenge. No, I aspire to the pole she was straddling in last night's Immunity Challenge.
Folks, Parvati Shallow can be stalked at http://twitter.com/parvatishallow. Her stalker can be apprehended and duly served a restraining order at http://twitter.com/theCMflow.
4.21.2010
In anticipation of saturday...
On Saturday Major Lazer and Drop The Lime will be tearing up the Sound Academy. Here is a little teaser of things to come...
4.17.2010
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4.12.2010
Finkel and Einhorn in it togethe? How? Why?
Are Richard Alpert and Jeff Probst the same person?
Fact 1 - We all know that Richard does not age but did you know the same thing applies to Probst?
Fact 2 - Both are always seen wearing collared button up shirts with rolled up sleeves.
Fact 3 - They both know more than they let on.
Fact 4 - They each rock a serious set of dimples
Exibit A - below isAlpert Probst on Season 1 survivor compared to Probst on the most recent heroes vs villains.
Exibit B - same clothing, same never changing facial expression
The proof is in the pudding people...
Fact 1 - We all know that Richard does not age but did you know the same thing applies to Probst?
Fact 2 - Both are always seen wearing collared button up shirts with rolled up sleeves.
Fact 3 - They both know more than they let on.
Fact 4 - They each rock a serious set of dimples
Exibit A - below is
Exibit B - same clothing, same never changing facial expression
The proof is in the pudding people...
4.10.2010
Out Blackin...
when your so hungover that Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift becomes the best movie ever...
4.09.2010
Ride Like The Wind - The Degenerate Ride
Another interesting one came from John Mayer, the guy asks for no booze whatsoever but instead insists on a bottle of Gold Bond Medicated Itch Powder. Interesting indeed, maybe the ridiculous face he makes while playing isn't an expression of emotion but rather an expression of extreme chafing.
Another great one, that I had actually heard about before reading his rider came from the D O Double G. Snoop makes sure that there is no fluorescent lighting in any of the dressing rooms and that ONLY incandescent lighting be used. I can understand this one though, as my days of smoking weed in high school taught me, florescent lighting is an instant burnout and not in a good way.
Next lets talk about some of the more impressive riders. Because Im a degenerate I chose to avoid food items for the most part and focus on whats important - liquor. A shout out has to go back to the '82 Van Halen tour. These guys kept it simple with a case of beer but more importantly 4 cases of Malt Liquor. Man, I strongly dislike malt liquor but I will drink it if it fits the occasion. The fact that these guys made it part of their touring requirements is really a testament to their degeneracy.
Another worthy mention comes from The Game. Firstly, there is the case of water where he specifically requests NO DASANI! which is something I definitely agree with because dasani tastes like bong water thats been filtered through soiled cloth diapers (don't ask me how I know what this taste like). Next he keeps it classy by getting a bottle of belvedere, followed by "4 Large Bottles Hypnotiq". Just based on that you know his dressing room is gonna be a rager, yet he really gets'er going by adding an additional 2 litres of Hennesey. With this much to drink no wonder he had the balls to talk shit to 50 cent.
The one that most surprised and impressed me came from The Killers. I never realized how hard these guys partied until I took a look at their rider. The killers are such raging dipsomaniacs that they alternate what they are drinking on a day by day basis. The following is an actual excerpt from their rider:
36xBottles Coors Light
36xBottles Corona's
24xCans Premium Beer
24xcans Strongbow Cider
2xBottles Red Win(Shiraz, Merlot etc…)
1xLtr Maker Mark (Monday, Wednesday, Friday)
1xLtr Jack Daniels (Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday)
1xLtr Jamesons (Sunday)
1xLtr Absolute Vodka (Monday, Wednesday, Friday)
1xLtr Gin (Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday)
1xLtr Tequila (Sunday)
36xBottles Corona's
24xCans Premium Beer
24xcans Strongbow Cider
2xBottles Red Win(Shiraz, Merlot etc…)
1xLtr Maker Mark (Monday, Wednesday, Friday)
1xLtr Jack Daniels (Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday)
1xLtr Jamesons (Sunday)
1xLtr Absolute Vodka (Monday, Wednesday, Friday)
1xLtr Gin (Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday)
1xLtr Tequila (Sunday)
This is depravity at its finest. The fact that they have the foresight to have such variety on their rider really is a testament to how hard they like to party. Looking at the above list it seems that yes, The Killers, like their Blackout Fridays but really they're more about their Sloppy Sundays. I mean Jamesons and Tequila is definitely a recipe for blacking out.
Honourable mention goes to Kid Rock who requests a carton of cigarettes, a "package of beer jerky or Slim Jim(s)" , and most significantly that his 4 cases of Coors light MUST BE IN CANS - thatta boy Kid.
Now all this research has got me thinking about what the rider for Black Out Fridays would look like. I have tried not to get too greedy with this and for reputation sake I have only mentioned legal things (that means there will be no "MnMs" on the list nor would we be asking for the all you can eat clam buffet) The BOF list would look something like this:
48 Coors Light Tallboys
- any solid bender always starts and ends with beer. It the laws of nature and if you couldn't tell by my Kid Rock shout out I have an affinity for cans.
- any solid bender always starts and ends with beer. It the laws of nature and if you couldn't tell by my Kid Rock shout out I have an affinity for cans.
36 Bottles of MGD
- variety is the spice of life.
1 mini keg of Guiness
- don't really need that much Guiness but I hate the way it tastes out of cans or bottles. Plus guiness is essentially Irish Pepto Bismol and I get mad heart burn.
3 bottles of Veuve
- Im not gonna go all out and get Cristal but champagne drunk is one of the best drunks there is and you can drink that shit like it's Nestea
1 Carton of Belmonts
- second law of nature here, you can drink without smoking
1 40 oz Canadian Club
- because getting whiskey drunk is just awesome
2 40 oz Stoly
- accompanied by a case of redbull of course
1 40 oz Jack Daniels
not really for me but you never know when Dwaley will stop by
1 26 oz Johnny Walker Black
- because the Ruggity Rug the Rug Muncher only drinks premium blends.
1 40 oz - Patron
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SH-SHOTS
- variety is the spice of life.
1 mini keg of Guiness
- don't really need that much Guiness but I hate the way it tastes out of cans or bottles. Plus guiness is essentially Irish Pepto Bismol and I get mad heart burn.
3 bottles of Veuve
- Im not gonna go all out and get Cristal but champagne drunk is one of the best drunks there is and you can drink that shit like it's Nestea
1 Carton of Belmonts
- second law of nature here, you can drink without smoking
1 40 oz Canadian Club
- because getting whiskey drunk is just awesome
2 40 oz Stoly
- accompanied by a case of redbull of course
1 40 oz Jack Daniels
not really for me but you never know when Dwaley will stop by
1 26 oz Johnny Walker Black
- because the Ruggity Rug the Rug Muncher only drinks premium blends.
1 40 oz - Patron
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SH-SHOTS
I could keep going but I think they would do the trick. If you think I've forgot anything there is a comments sections…
CHEERS MOTHER LOVERS ON THIS GLORIOUS DAY OF BLACK OUT
and remember… don't do anything the DJENERATE wouldn't do!
3.25.2010
3.23.2010
3.22.2010
Douchebags Of The World Unite!
Congratulations to all you Douchers and Turkey Gobblers out there, you now have a drink to match your prodigiously gaudy sense of style. With the european launch of Ed Hardy Beer the Legend of Douche Bagger Vance continues to blossom. Man, I'm getting so fed up with the culture of baggery these days, why cant we go back to the awesome threads we knew growing up. I for one have decided to embrace the trends of the past and from now on all my clothes will be Kriss Kross inspired. Thats right ladies and gentlemen the Crawdog is bringing backwards back. The only thing left from the Kriss-Kross era is backwards hats but I'm pushing this shit hard, I'm talking backwards shirts, backwards pants, and even backwards domers. Im still trying to figure out the backwards shoes but I will get there eventually. Things are about to get Totally Krossed Out!
3.20.2010
Vol. 6 - Chronicles Of A Bedroom DJ
Or was it the Bedroom DJ Chronicles? I can never remember that either way Volume 6 below.
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Vol 6 - Chronicles of A Bedroom DJ from djenerate at Letsmix.com.
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3.16.2010
3.11.2010
Chilly Gonzales...
Download the Chilly Gonzales Mixtape "Pianist Envy"
Track List:
1. Tipsy
2. Many Men
3. Touch It
4. Vocal Chords (Claude Von Stroke)
5. A Milli
6. Grindin’
7. Rollin’ and Scratchin’
8. Single Ladies
3.02.2010
2.26.2010
2.24.2010
A tribute to the Drunken Master...
Duckman aka Ruggity Rug the Rug Muncher, one of the 5 pillars of black out fridays, is leaving toronto to begin his pursuit of a gordon gecko inspired career of debauchery and depravity on Wall Street.
Duckman is often credited with "Bringing Blackout Back", after a large stint of being a raging pot-head and reality tv fiend, duckman reemerged on the Black Out Friday scene with a great dedication and fervor to getting completely annihilated.
He receives special accolades for being the first Black Out Artist to receive free room and board in the Toronto drunk tank as well as for his well known personal mantra that "there is no rug that the ruggity rug wont munch".
Duck is single-handedly responsible for the erosion of Canadian-Venezuelan relations through his repeated trips to Venezuela where he refuses to refer to the local people as anything but Mexican.
No single Black Out Artist before him has generated as much respect amongst his peers for his ability to disappear after a predrink and end up at a bar filled with "freaks wearing dog collars".
He is also very well known in Toronto's Asian community. One source says "Oh yeah, I know Duckman. He's the asshole who thinks we're all Chinese and only speak Mandarin." The source, who requested to remain anonymous, continued that "The first time I met Duckman, he ran up to me and my girlfriend, began slurring terrible mandarin at me and the proceeded to hit on my girlfriend and make references to the angle in which her baby-maker rests". The Muncher than followed up that racial tirade with the line 'the ruggity rug hasnt tasted the sideways snatch"
Duckman has a reknowned hatred for all things douchey. On a recent trip to Jamaica he coined the term "Douche Baggette"- noun: a douche bag that hasnt fully reached maturity. He also popularized the term "Douche Baggery" - verb: the act of being a douche bag
We here at Black Out Fridays know that this is just the beginning of the Ruggity Rug. He represents the globalization of Black Out Fridays and has unintentionally become the Black Out ambassador to the United States. Duckity Duck truly is responsible for bringing black out drunk to the masses
Duckman is often credited with "Bringing Blackout Back", after a large stint of being a raging pot-head and reality tv fiend, duckman reemerged on the Black Out Friday scene with a great dedication and fervor to getting completely annihilated.
He receives special accolades for being the first Black Out Artist to receive free room and board in the Toronto drunk tank as well as for his well known personal mantra that "there is no rug that the ruggity rug wont munch".
Duck is single-handedly responsible for the erosion of Canadian-Venezuelan relations through his repeated trips to Venezuela where he refuses to refer to the local people as anything but Mexican.
No single Black Out Artist before him has generated as much respect amongst his peers for his ability to disappear after a predrink and end up at a bar filled with "freaks wearing dog collars".
He is also very well known in Toronto's Asian community. One source says "Oh yeah, I know Duckman. He's the asshole who thinks we're all Chinese and only speak Mandarin." The source, who requested to remain anonymous, continued that "The first time I met Duckman, he ran up to me and my girlfriend, began slurring terrible mandarin at me and the proceeded to hit on my girlfriend and make references to the angle in which her baby-maker rests". The Muncher than followed up that racial tirade with the line 'the ruggity rug hasnt tasted the sideways snatch"
Duckman has a reknowned hatred for all things douchey. On a recent trip to Jamaica he coined the term "Douche Baggette"- noun: a douche bag that hasnt fully reached maturity. He also popularized the term "Douche Baggery" - verb: the act of being a douche bag
We here at Black Out Fridays know that this is just the beginning of the Ruggity Rug. He represents the globalization of Black Out Fridays and has unintentionally become the Black Out ambassador to the United States. Duckity Duck truly is responsible for bringing black out drunk to the masses
2.21.2010
A Lot Of Faffin'...
Karl Pilkington is, without a doubt, Britain's answer to Homer J. Simpson...
Only this guy is real.
2.20.2010
I Beleive in Miracles....
This has gotta be some kind of christmas miracle. Its 11:42 on a saturday and I am NOT finding myself curled up in fetal position lying naked on the cool tiles of my bathroom with a porcelain pillow. There are a couple things I could contribute this to. Was it the waitress feeding us subway at the bar last night? maybe it was the salami sandwich I at ate at 3 in the am. Maybe it was the feeling of watching Javier Bardem run the maddest game in vicky christina barcelona. Thats right, I watched Vicky Christina Barcelona and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Now I make no apologies for this I just hope people still read this blog after they find out.
I really need to find out exactly what it was that prevented me from obtaining my usual degenerate state of being and fucking bottle that shit.
I really need to find out exactly what it was that prevented me from obtaining my usual degenerate state of being and fucking bottle that shit.
2.19.2010
Mixology 101
As Vegas master mixologist and bartender extraordinaire Francesco LaFranconi likes to say: "Always use a jigger when crafting a cocktail..."
Oh, and to "use super-premium modifiers" when handling Bourbon.
I Wouldnt Imagine He Would Be...
Brought to you by our friends at The Daily Absurdist...
... this pic and headline will torment this child for the rest of his life. And you thought being molested was psychologically damaging enough. Wait till this kid has a birthday party and his parents get the picture printed on his birthday cake. Or better yet when his parents use this picture for their family christmas card.
... this pic and headline will torment this child for the rest of his life. And you thought being molested was psychologically damaging enough. Wait till this kid has a birthday party and his parents get the picture printed on his birthday cake. Or better yet when his parents use this picture for their family christmas card.
2.18.2010
Black out... Wednesday?
Fuck did I ever get destroyed last night. Changed things in the routine and blacked out on a wednesday. Fridays are a much better day to black out as puking at work is moderately embarrassing.
2.17.2010
The Almighty Wizard Sleeve
Sidney Samson classic but I had not heard the version featuring Wizard Sleeve. With a name like that you know its gotta be amazing. I mean wizard sleeve thats the best rapper pseudonym since Shorty Shitstain (yes that is actually the name of relatively successful rapper). In the words of the Kazakhstans cultural ambassador "her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard"
2.12.2010
Respected NBA Coach or Super Mario's arch-rival?
In honour of the Raptors win over the 67ers on Wednesday, Black Out Fridays has gone forward and released an exposé on Philadelphia coach Eddie Jordan.
Despite what the NBA big wigs try to tell you Eddie Jordan is not from DC but actually hails from the Mushroom Kingdom. As a child Eddie became discontent with the fast and loose monarchy of Princess Peach and decided to escape the tyrannical rule of the Toadstool dynasty. Now the NBA would like you to think that during this period Eddie Jordan began his stint at Rutgers University when in all actuality Eddie travelled to the Dark Land and began his tutelage under the autocratic despot who goes my one name, Bowser. It is here that Jordan adopted his alias "Goomba" and would immerse himself in the military strategies and skills he would later employ in his role as head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers.
Although difficult to believe, this story came to light when an unnamed source of Blackoutfridays provided us with the photographic evidence. Take a look at the below photos and decide for yourself.
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Despite what the NBA big wigs try to tell you Eddie Jordan is not from DC but actually hails from the Mushroom Kingdom. As a child Eddie became discontent with the fast and loose monarchy of Princess Peach and decided to escape the tyrannical rule of the Toadstool dynasty. Now the NBA would like you to think that during this period Eddie Jordan began his stint at Rutgers University when in all actuality Eddie travelled to the Dark Land and began his tutelage under the autocratic despot who goes my one name, Bowser. It is here that Jordan adopted his alias "Goomba" and would immerse himself in the military strategies and skills he would later employ in his role as head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers.
Although difficult to believe, this story came to light when an unnamed source of Blackoutfridays provided us with the photographic evidence. Take a look at the below photos and decide for yourself.
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2.10.2010
Lets Get Bleeped Tonight
Awesome "chuckie" inspired music video by the boys from Dada Life. Also linked at the bottom is the download of the Tiesto remix. Dirty original but the remix is beyond redonculous.
Download: Lets Get Bleeped Tonight (Tiesto Remix) - Dada Life
Download: Lets Get Bleeped Tonight (Tiesto Remix) - Dada Life
Great Moments in Debauchery...
Attached is a link for Cracked's "6 Most Aggressively Ridiculous Benders in Modern History". All and all just a thought provoking article. My particular favourite is actually number 6 on the list. I hope Cracked wasn't trying to do it in order with 6 being the least ridiculous because there is something remarkably inspiring about a man telling police that the reason he was found naked was because he was actually a Terminator sent from the future.
Article: The 6 Most Aggressively Ridiculous Benders in Modern History
2.09.2010
Vintage Blackout Silver Screen Icons: Robert Mitchum
“Years ago, I saved up a million dollars from acting – a lot of money in those days – and spent it all on a horse farm in Tucson. Now when I go down there, I look at that place, and I realize my whole acting career adds up to a million dollars worth of horse shit.”
When approached to play the villain in 1962’s ‘Cape Fear’, actor Robert Mitchum originally turned down the role of Max Cady.
But convinced that Mitchum would make the perfect Cady, director J. Lee Thompson sent him a bottle of bourbon.
According to a Mitchum biography authored by Lee Server, a couple of days later, Mitchum sent a telegraph to Thompson, which read: "I've had your bourbon. I'm drunk. I'll do it."
A true vintage blackout silver screen icon. Remember, this was the actor fired from ‘Blood Alley’ (1955) for allegedly getting drunk and arguing with a crewmember, whom he proceeded to throw into a nearby river.
2.05.2010
2.03.2010
Chat Roulette
For those of you who dont know there is a new phenomenon sweeping the internet. The phenomenon is Chat Roulette. Chat Roulette (found at chatroulette.com) consists of a one-on-one webcam with total strangers from across the globe. Although it doesn't sound compelling one visit to chatroulette.com will have you totally infatuated with the freaks found on the internet (it just so happens I now am one of those freaks). What makes chatroulette so interesting is that with a click of a button you instantly and randomly get connected to a new person. This inturn relates to "hyper-nexting" where you constantly press next and just get a clip of the person on the other end of the camera.
I tried chatroulette for the first time last night. I rolled up a joint and half drunk from dinner I started to check out the service. First thing I found is that there are a tonne of dudes on it. Its got have a fellatio ratio of about 1:9 (a chick for every 9 dicks) and i think thats being optimistic. Now the people on there run the gamut of other dudes smoking weed, groups of people predrinking, random brods, and some serious fucking nerds. Oh and you cant forget that with every 15 "normal" people you see you get one guy ferociously playing his skin flute.
Chat Roulette appeals to the voyeur in all of us. Similar to a one night stand its a boatload of fun but makes you feel dirty shortly there afterwards. This service is amazingly intriguing and utterly addictive. I would recommend that all of you grab a drink and check it out for yourself.
2.02.2010
DJ - IPAD
Link below to cool article by Ean Golden talking about the Apple Ipad's potential as a dj tool.
http://www.djtechtools.com
Although not likely to replace a labtop anytime soon the potential to use as a midi controller is definately there...
2.01.2010
You Wanna Rock
Pakito - You Wanna Rock (Club DJ Team Remix)
takes LBL's "rocking with the best" - samples the shit out of it and turns what was originally a ridiculously banger into something special
takes LBL's "rocking with the best" - samples the shit out of it and turns what was originally a ridiculously banger into something special
1.29.2010
Headed for the Blackout...
Because its Friday and its a matter of hours till I blackout. Sick track. Sicker band. Enjoy
Because there is just something just grimy about a ghostbusters sample...
Robbie Rivera - One Eye Shut (Angello & Ingrossso Remix)
1.27.2010
Nightclub visuals...
A good portion of this video could -- and should -- be looped over and played on repeat at nightclubs.
1.20.2010
1.11.2010
Public suicides in general...
Public suicides in general, for that matter.
Could they not just hang themselves in the privacy of their own homes?
Do they need to go out by disrupting the entire transit system of a world-class metropolitan city, and displace thousands of people?
And if you are in a frame of mind to kill yourself, I imagine that your relationships with people clearly hadn’t been very good in life to begin with.
So do you really think you’ll be appreciated in death if you are remembered as the guy who cost half of Toronto their morning at work, just because he didn’t have a toaster he could drop in his bathtub?
I’m sure even the people who did like him wouldn’t be in such a rush to associate themselves with the guy.
After all, I know I hate being held up, and can relate to anyone who has been.
Wouldn’t the victim’s friends too?
1.07.2010
DJENERATE CHRONICles
hello all! its been a while since our last post but I can assure you we have survived the new year. I personally traveled to Jamaica with my good friend the Duckman. attached below is a fresh mix for the new year.
Feeling Like A Champion Mix
Keeps your eyes peeled for the "Degenerate Guide to Jamaica" coming soon...
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